Monday, July 28, 2008


OK. I admit it. I'm 33 years old and I happen to love Spongebob Squarepants. I don't know why. Could it be the innuendos? Could it be that he's so silly that he's hysterical? I don't quite understand.

I mean, take this episode for example:

Sandy and Spongebob and completely obsessed with karate. Toward the end, they go on a picnic. Of course, in their picnic basket, there's lettuce, krabby patties, tomatoes and buns. Spongebob starts cutting the log of patties using a karate chop, very slowly. Sandy looks longingly on. Then she starts chopping some of the log. Next come the buns and tomatoes. Soon enough, they're on a frenzy. When they frenzy is over, they're panting like they just had marathon sex.

I cannot be the only person who sees this. Seriously.

There's another episode with Spongebob's driving teacher, Mrs. Puff. He's saying good bye to her and says, "See you next Tuesday, Mrs. Puff!" Uh, hel-lo? "See you next Tuesday"? Isn't that a euphemism for a more adult term?

There's others, too. All over the place. This is a show for kids, right?


  1. Hi, my name is Jenny. I'm a Spongebob Squarepants addict.

    I love him too! He brings out the goon in me... Well, more than normal!

    You are perfectly normal for loving the innuendos!

  2. Wow, were just about the same age and I'm a Spongebob fan too! My husband, niece nephew and Father are all fans too! It's ageless!